Welcome to the 13th Week of Cool S#!T You Want. With the excitements and disappointments of E3 complete. We can once again focus on what makes us happy, Stuff. This week we try and answer the difficult question" What would you buy if you were a world dictator/leader"? Welcome back to Cool S#!T You Want, and sorry for the delay!
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Name: Casey W
Description:
Cars, lots of cars. According to an article I read recently regarding the psychology of dictators they all have a huge collection fetish.
http://www.psychologytoday.com/articles/200609/what-dictators-collect
Saddam collected sci-fi artwork, Kim Jong collects movies (over 20,000 at last count) etc etc... So I figure if I'm going to be a world leader, I should collect something. That's when I decided to go the Leno route. I've always loved classic cars, and if I was the leader of a nation I would have a collection that would make Leno mess himself in envy.
Why Don't You Have It? Well I don't have the resources of a world leader yet. Maybe one day I'll have an unlimited bank roll and a collection of people that will do whatever I tell them... but for now I just have to dream about a sick car collection.
Where Can We Get More Details:http://www.jaylenosgarage.com/
Name: Mr. Vazquez
Description: Its a subterranean mansion that was built underground and it is currently for sale for 3 million smackers! It's your very own fortress of solitude. Oh but you haven't heard the best part of the house yet. It has a water-slide that is connected to the master bedroom straight to the indoor pool! How cool is that!? Though if you walk in your sleep then you might want to go to bed with floaties on so there is no unfortunate late night drownings.
Why Don't You Have It?: Because I didn't win no darn lottery! Enough Said!
Where Can We Get More Details: http://www.countrylife.co.uk
Name: Michael-Sean
Description: If it's one thing our generation knows it's that marketting is everything. Whether your Paris Hilton or Kim Jong Il. The way you put yourself out on the world stage is how people think of you. It is for this reason, I would copy the recent Dutch Soccer branding style. Forget Chez Guevara. The real memories will be how many of your loyal followers walk in to poles while sporting your royal face.
Why Don't You Have It?: I'm not a Dutch soccer fan. Nor a world leader.
Where Can We Get More details: http://www.thecoolhunter.net
Name: Rob G
Description: A dinosaur. Some people may have a rocket car or maybe even a sun drenched villa in the Tuscan outback with perhaps a silver award winning vineyard. But there ain't no one that's got their own cretaceous comrade. Many scientific studies have clearly shown that being in possession of a terrible lizard increases a person's Win in all aspects of being. Examples include:
-Having a dinosaur beside you while ordering at McDonalds gets you an Egg McMuffin anytime of day.
-A blank computer punch card bitten by a dinosaur gives it the binary code to play Pac Man.
Plus, no one wants to mess with someone with a dinosaur.
Why Don't You Have It?: Unfortunately, I don't have enough money to fund Isla Nublar and contrary to popular belief; putting 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, and 42 on a lottery ticket isn't a surefire win. =(
More Details: http://en.wikipedia.org
lol i would love to own a pet dinosaur lol. that would indeed get me so much respect.
I would also add one more item to this list. I would add a very hot and sexy wife. every dictator that is worth anything, has a very hot and sexy wife. she may not love him but she is always there for him.