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Hentai Cat Girl Alliance Review / Impressions

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NSFW WARNING: This story contains a photo gallery at the bottom that (while censored) is likely NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

Let me say this flat out: this game is the real deal and steamier than a co-ed clam bake. There are a ton of kinky flavours to choose in this Neapolitan sex ice cream (and let me assure you: none are vanilla). It starts off with some quasi-yuri, enters a little light BDSM and ends with me going to urbandictionary.com to look up "futanari."

I'd heard about Cat Girl Alliance from my daily dealings on the internet and sometimes from the howling of winter winds rustling through river reeds. The sentiment has always been the same: this is the one stop shop for getting H-Core and your hentai on. After reading the game summary and letting off a subsequent sigh of relief that there wasn't a bullet point mentioning "yoai," I jumped right in.

The game does starts off innocently enough. Meet Eiji, a recent transfer student to nameless junior college and your playable digital vessel for the game. Being the new kid in school, you're as far down the pecking order  and about as lonely as the number one. Motivated by not wanting to solely soliloquy to you the entire game, making some friends to converse and eat bento lunches with becomes priority one.

Smash cut to Eiji wandering around campus after class taking a look at the school clubs to see if any would work out. Things don't go to well at first: track and field, model rocketry, and DDR club (something about having two left arrows) are a no go. Student counsel even turned him down.

It's all cool though. As it turns out there's another club that also deals with the... "Student Body" (see what I did there?). Meet the titular Cat Girl Alliance. As an extraordinary amount of luck would have it, this three girl club is accepting new members into their fold. Wait, I don't think that came out right.

This is where the game actually starts. For the next few hours it takes to complete the game, you're going to be treated with a good number of sexy scenes which are fairly diverse in terms of the acts depicted and who's participating. I found myself drawing some parallels between the scenes and Old Faithful in terms of being able to set your watch to the intervals and the massive discharge this game dishes out. I mean, I've seen a few animes so I knew that blood is kept under explosive high pressure in the body. What I didn't know till this game is that ALL anime body liquids are like that. The more you know.

The soundtrack in the game isn't bad at all, bringing good variety for scene accompaniment. The one issue I have with it isn't about the quality, but the implementation. When every song ends, there's a small fade into silence before it jarringly restarts the loop.

There are multiple endings to the game depending on how you answer the several questions that pop now and then during the game. These questions range the purposeful (ie. what girl you'd like to get a little closer to) to the surreal (ie. a character wants you to provide feedback on their chewing habbits).

All in all, this is bar none one of the "hottest" and graphical of the hentai games I've ever played. If plain missionary is having you praying for more, this is an answer.

Click any box cover below to jump to read Rob's Impressions.